You and me go fishing in the dark lyrics

we can go back and forth all day on the cool things about NorCal but in my own mind I already trump myself. northern Cali but people back home donвЂ™t know thereвЂ™s a difference. this all coming from a guy who committed the ultimate sin in Alaska and thatвЂ™s moving TO California. Whoa how the heck did I get here from there? Sorry comment section. And heвЂ™ll act SURPRISED THAT YOURE MAD AT HIM!!! itвЂ™s hilarious after the initial murderous rage goes away. and yвЂ™all fall apart and trust me your best buddy ainвЂ™t gonna have no problem swoopingnin on your girl. your import a woman to your town, your own home town. the smaller more remote the town the worse it is. ITS RIDICULOUS!! it isnвЂ™t real life for god sake!! You fuck up as a dude in AK and depending where you live thereвЂ™s a line waiting for your girl. Alaskan women can pick and choose what theyвЂ™ll do what theyвЂ™ll put up with what level income theyвЂ™ll settle for in a man etc etc. women in Cali have to be on better different behavior than Alaska. Dudes are more apt to go all out for a chick up there than say California. there are the more feminine type of dude too but not so much. YвЂ™all live in a state where the men out number you like 3-1 or something like that and they make tons of $bread$. Lots of hot air being blown about Alaskan women and I guess IвЂ™m doing it here too but they deserve some credit. IвЂ™ve personally said вЂњaight thatвЂ™s it you catch one more and youвЂ™re baiting your own. That point is when they are out catching us and their fish are way bigger. and for the most part we let em get away with it but only to a point. they dog the whole lifestyle but they definitely are not trying to cut bait. I will say that in my experience Alaskan women do live to fish.

It itвЂ™s more like jump in and get out super quick, rinse repeat. violent painful shrinkage c-c-cold brotha. even if the midnight sun(literally stays sun shining and hot all night in summer) is shining.

summer is too short to be wasting it on fish that donвЂ™t bite.ДЄlso in that same vein, ainвЂ™t nobody cooling off in the water anywhere from the heat of the night. on a lake sheвЂ™s the one trying different bait set ups. if yвЂ™all are on a river alone sheвЂ™s walking a whole stretch and she get mad atcha if you try and poach. in the ocean on a boat shed be pulling anchor and telling you which hole she wants to move to.on a river sheвЂ™s the one scoping other backwaters and eddys and mean mugging the other fisherman. and I might add a lm Alaskan female wouldnвЂ™t be cool with that either sheвЂ™d be the first to say вЂњletвЂ™s go somewhere else. Quick off the top of my head without thinking too hard.ДЎ) youвЂ™d never sit forever without getting bites and not mind at all. How many clues in this song tell you these arenвЂ™t Alaskans fishing habits youвЂ™re hearing about?

You and me go fishing in the dark lyrics